Today, the Amazon guy learned I’m not a church lady. 😈🤭😏Prehensile Toes - Today, the Amazon guy learned I’m not a church lady. 😈🤭😏Today, the Amazon guy learned I’m not a church lady. 😈🤭😏Prehensile Toes (@Prehensile Toes)More Videos from Prehensile ToesI can’t play this for you with the sound, but if you were a lip reader, you’d be like, “Daaaamn… I didn’t know Miss Pre - I can’t play this for you with the sound, but if you were a lip reader, you’d be like, “Daaaamn… I didn’t know Miss Pre 🎶Oh the weather outside is delightful… 🎶 - 🎶Oh the weather outside is delightful… 🎶 …if you like fuzzy sock season like I do! I’m not a brand ambassador, but theWhat?! I didn’t say anything! - What?! I didn’t say anything!Back to work? Ugh! I have something that can help ease the pain. - Back to work? Ugh! I have something that can help ease the pain.Like I just stepped out of a salon… purple sparkles! You like the darker polish for fall? - Like I just stepped out of a salon… purple sparkles! You like the darker polish for fall?What do soccer moms do with their time, anyway? Are they anything like me? - What do soccer moms do with their time, anyway? Are they anything like me?I’ve touched down in Footlandia! Here’s the latest news. What would you like to see from Miss Pre next? - I’ve touched down in Footlandia! Here’s the latest news. What would you like to see from Miss Pre next?Covered in fluff, aching, cramped and tired… and still not home. AND NOBODY IS LOOKING AT MY FEET! - Covered in fluff, aching, cramped and tired… and still not home. AND NOBODY IS LOOKING AT MY FEET! WTF! I never catch anWill I never be home?! These socks have been through the wars for four days of getting there and back! What do you miss - Will I never be home?! These socks have been through the wars for four days of getting there and back! What do you miss I been here forevvvvver. - I been here forevvvvver.Come into Professor Pre’s office and shut the door. You need to bring up that failing… grade. - Come into Professor Pre’s office and shut the door. You need to bring up that failing… grade. Show me you’re motivated!I had to show you my silly new shoes. I call them “the Man-Eaters” for obvious reasons. Sound off bc in the original cli - I had to show you my silly new shoes. I call them “the Man-Eaters” for obvious reasons. Sound off bc in the original cli
