This eyebrow joke is all about raising expectations ✏️ #dadjokes #eyebrows #makeuphumor #wordplay

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog cart and places the most enlightened order ever 🌭 #dadjokes #hotdog #punny #zen #jokeoftheday

Octopus battle strategy is simple once you count the limbs 🐙 #dadjokes #octopus #punny #jokeoftheday #seacreatures

No skeleton has ever started a fight. Think about what's missing 🦴 #skeletonjokes #spookyseason #dadjokes #punny

Even the undead are going plant-based now 🌱 #dadjokes #zombiepuns #vegan #punny #halloweenjokes

Being married to a vampire has one very noisy downside 🧛 #dadjokes #vampirejokes #halloweenjokes #punny